Suicidal Pigeon

True story.

(this was done in like 5 minutes I'm sorry)

Today, after having a lunch with my Mom, I was driving home from the dentist. 

I live out in the middle of no where, so there are usually "things" (birds mostly) on the road. Usually those things are smart enough to move out of the way. 

"Pigeon!" 

That was when I realized that bird wasn't going anywhere.

Luckily, I didn't have anyone behind me so I came to a stop as slowly as possible. The suicide mission was averted. This isn't the first time this has happened. Pigeons can be really dumb.